You might be Medan Lang if:
-You carry handphone to pasar and call your
neighbour "kha me lai ar,
kia jit e kangkung ane phi lo"
-You manage to buy expensive stuff to show
you
are rich.
-You think durian is your life.
-You fly becak just go to nia ang pau.
-You send your kids to US just for gengsi..
-You go to a park and drink 'liang teh' instead
of
kue ci seng.
-You travel Medan-Penang more than 3 times a
month.
-You mix pisang and huan cu at the same time
and you call it kolak.
-You have more credit cards than your name
card.
-You wish to have a car with "ang BK" forever.
-You call your friends in jakarta "pa sia khiau
seng".
-Your stomach growls when you don't
eat "Kalimantan Asek e toktok"
for a day.
-You talk even your neighbour were sleep.
-You eat kue tiau goreng in the morning.
-You prefer Christian Dior or YSL than red A or
Mirabella.
-You know Pak Tungtung more than great
politician.
-You carry a 10 Kilos of kue Bika Ambon
whenever
you travel to jakarta.
-You listen to "Wang Cing Nien" song even you
prefer "Teng Lie Cin".
-You are willing to travel 25 miles to buy a thing
that you think will
Rp. 25 Cheaper.
-You are "Dreaming of a winter and snowing
chinese new year"
-You are very good at avoiding police officer.
-You have ever successfully put Rp.10.000 in
your
pasport to pass the
immigration officer.
-You have ever successfully put envelope in
your
suitcase to pass a
customs officer.
-You have extra pocket to put USD and pin it
with
peniti when you go abroad.
-You tight a pita to your kopor as a sign.
-You have ever wear a sandal jepit to shopping
center.
-You have ever compare naik taxi or naik becak
mesin lebih murah.
-You do your shopping in Pasar Ramai.
-You bring your whole family or even neighbour
to a
wedding party.
-You know exactly how many people living in
the
same street with you.
-You have ever eaten sate padang in Jln.
Kalimantan.
-You go to Binjai just to eat ifumi.
-The first thing that comes to mind when
hearing
the word "Jakarta" is "Juak"
-You use the terms "Ai khi ta lok? Ai khi ciak
hong", "Ciak pa bo kang co",
"ce kai anna bo ka si, bo tua bo se", as a basis
term.
-Your daily conversation may include your
neighbours.
-If your neighbour buy one, you will buy two.
-You use bang hio more than baygon in your
house.
-You have at least 1 pair of Bakiak in your
house.
-You always compare your kids class ranking
with
another: "Lu e kia gia
te kui mia? Wa e kia gia te it mia lo". [ciak pa
sio
eng]
-You always ask your friend: "lu u kui kai kia
liao?
CE lo ha? Ane hebat!"